So this month I am beginning a personal challenge to myself: Release 25 monsters for my newly redubbed Sidekick Quests light RPG thing in 25 consecutive days. Doomed to fail you say? Possibly... but it will be fun to try. I assure you that I haven't done any monsters in advance (save for Lord Douchebro as a proof of concept). Join me in watching this experience in overextension will you. Our very first monster... why it is the lowly Goblin, mainstay of caves, dungeons and outhouses.