It was great out at Frost Park today. There was, by my account, a record turnout. Lots of new chalkers (which is awesome). It was also hot and sunny. It was so hot and sunny that I got seriously overheated and nearly passed out getting up at one point. Now I am sitting in my air-conditioned office sipping water cup number 3 and nursing a low thuder of a headache. I need a nap and a shower.
Okay, enough whining. It is time to mobilize the zombie battalion. Only this time its not what you think. I don't want you, loyal blog viewer and voting zombie, to necessarily vote for me at all. There were so many great pieces done today by new chalk artists and veteran chalkies that deserve a vote that simply blindly voting for Stowe just will not do. Besides, my chalk piece this week is technically just a prize I promised I'd do last week. So, it isn't even really eligible... I don't think... or whatever... its in teh bylaws.
Anyway... Go check out the pieces. They are awesome! And remember... don't blindly vote for the fat bald guy. Personally I think I am going to vote for the T-Town Squid by Team Anderson (it is a solid debut with a ton of personality)!
Friday, June 27, 2008
FROST PARK XII PRE-GAME REPORT
Forecast says: 78, sunny, and the obligatory 10% chance of precip.
Better bring your sunscreen!
I'll be passing out the following cards today...




AND...
the ULTRARARE:

As always distribution is random and supplies are limited.
Today I will be attempting to recreate Jeremy's 3rd place prize in chalk. This should prove to be my toughest art challenge yet. Drawing Garfield is hard... Jeremy only makes it LOOK easy.
See you all there.
Better bring your sunscreen!
I'll be passing out the following cards today...




AND...
the ULTRARARE:

As always distribution is random and supplies are limited.
Today I will be attempting to recreate Jeremy's 3rd place prize in chalk. This should prove to be my toughest art challenge yet. Drawing Garfield is hard... Jeremy only makes it LOOK easy.
See you all there.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Better Know Your Zombie (finish)
Begs to be a t-shirt don't it?
NEXT UP...
Well, I have this kooky idea of blending Star Wars characters with cheap 70's porno to represent the crass prostitution of my childhood.
Prepare for...
Star Whores
NEXT UP...
Well, I have this kooky idea of blending Star Wars characters with cheap 70's porno to represent the crass prostitution of my childhood.
Prepare for...
Star Whores
Better Know Your Zombie (part six of six)

No matter how compelling it may be, beware of making out with hot, naked alien vampires! This results in turning you into a lifeforce sucking zombie. A lifeforce sucker appears mummified and harmless. However, this is not the case...this zombie has strength and speed and will attack any living creature in its immediate vicinity. In fact, it exists ONLY to attack and consume another living being's lifeforce. It must continuously feed to remain ambulatory. Not intelligent, a lifeforce sucking zombie cannot speak or plan and carries no loyalties to individuals or groups. Upon feeding on another's lifeforce, a lifeforce sucking zombie experiences a brief period when they regain their life, humanity and personality. This time is understandably filled with confusion, regret and panic and MAKES THEM EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. The more feeding that occurs, however, reduces the duration of this reawakening. WARNING: Life sucking zombies will fall into dormancy and appear dead if no life forces are available to feed upon. DO NOT BE FOOLED. They remain extremely dangerous, are still active and at all costs must not be approached.
HOW TO KILL IT: The use of extreme blunt force trauma must be employed in such a way as to completely disintegrate the dry mummified husk of the zombie. The zombie must be reduced to dust or it remains an active life force sucking zombie NOTE: Killing the hot, naked alien vampire source of the lifeforce suckers may not result in the killing of subsequent zombies. Each must be exterminated individually.
Friday, June 20, 2008
Frost Park Follow Up!
Let me just say... Frost Park today was awesome. I loved chalking with my son. I let him draw whatever he wanted and then I came in behind him and fully realized his madness. I love his manic glee about the whole thing. It has been one of my favorite art experiences ever. He is expecting that pairing up with Daddy means his first win. For his sake I really hope we place in the top three. Here are some pics my AD Chris took...
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