We interrupt this week's Marvel Mutant merriment...

FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED SMACK TALK...

FROST PARK CHALKIES!

YOU BETTER BRING IT THIS WEEK!

CAUSE I AM COMING...

...AND I AM BRINGING MY

GIANT HEADLESS CYBORG MONKEY

WITH ME!

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RED WRIGGLER!



(Real Name Unknown)
Son of Nightcrawler and Spiral
Powers: Stretching, Wildways Sorcery, Mojoverse Weaponry (Teleporting Throwing Blades)
Quote: "Let me think. Dad was a mutant. Mom was a bio-reengineered cyborg sorceress. Grandad is a demon. Gran is a terrorist superspy. And my Godfather is a spineless network executive from another dimension. So... yeah, I guess that does kinda make me weeeeiiird, huh. Good call."

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CATSEYE!

Sadie McCoy
Daughter of Psylocke and Beast
Powers: Astral Animus (Panther), Clairvoyance, Enhanced Reflexes, Ninja Training
Quote: "No... the Boussinesq equation is WTT + (WWX)X + WXXXX = 0. I mean... Bosenova wha-? Silly. How would I know that? I'm just a girl."

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HELLFIRE!

Hazel Yoshida

Daughter of Sunfire and The White Queen

Powers: Pyrokinetic, Broadcast Empath
Quote: "How's that for a 'burning sensation'? Jerk."

Frost Park Chalk Off!

I got to go downtown today over my lunch break and play with chalk with about 60 other artists, bloggers and urban professionals. I had a blast. Got to draw a big chalky monkey. It is a weekly get together so expect chalk drawings to be posted every Friday from now on (unless it rains... or snows... in April... like last week).

MONKEY!

ASSIGNMENT ART by STOWE: GeNext!

Okay, if you don't know by now...

I am a HUGE sucker for alternate Marvel X-Men crap. This Blog started with my take on a more realistic and paramilitary X-Men and I've done my version of the Exiles as well...

Well...now Marvel and Chris Claremont are making GeNext!, a comicbook about the next generation of X-Men if all the previous version got all sloppy sex for each other.

Read about it here. 

SO... my assignment to you is this:

PICK TWO X-MEN (current, previous or even dead) OR X-VILLAINS TO GET IT ON SLOPPY STYLE AND I WILL DRAW THE RESULTS. 

The choices don't need to make sense in Marvel continuity... but the two of them do need to be able to physically reproduce (so no Wolverine/Colossus 'Fast Ball Specials'). 

If you need a list of Marvel mutants (and shame on you if you do) you can find a WIKI list of mutants here and a list of X-Men here.

GET TO SCROMPING!!!

Better Know Your Zombie (part one of six)

This is your basic slow moving moaning zombie created due to a lack of capacity in Hell. His or her goal is to merely eat you. They are not discerning about which body parts they're after. They have a limited capacity for learning and can retain faint memories. Once fixated on their food (YOU) they pursue it tenaciously and will lie in wait if not able to follow it immediately. 

HOW TO KILL IT: Flesh Eaters must be dealt a severe head wound, such as by gunshot or massive bludgeoning (cricket bat, sledge hammer, etc.), in order to stop them.